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Saturday, November 8, 2008

How to Get Happiness:

LIFE is a chemistry just dilute your sorrows, evaporate your worries, Filter your mistakes, boil your ego and you will get the crystal of happiness.

Vocabulary Genius:
The person who cooked up this sentence must be a vocabulary GENIUS “I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless , extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness”. This is a completely meaningful sentence where the 9th word is nine long. eg. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long.

Joke
Letter to God…
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very urgently and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting Rs .50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India. The minister was so amused , that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs 20 The minister thought Rs.50 would be a lot of money for a little boy and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 and decided to write a Thanks note to God, which read:
Dear God
Thank you very much for sending the money. However I noticed that you have sent it through Finance Ministry in New Delhi and those donkeys deducted Rs. 30 as tax.

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