1.There are three rooms...
first room full of fire, second full of thorns on floor, third full of lions not eaten for years
Which rooms the safest to enter?
2.Can you name three consecutive days other than using words Monday, Tues day etc.. till Sunday?
3.Maker doesn’t want it, buyer doesn’t use it, user doesn’t see it. What is it?
1.Third room… Lions will be dead if not eaten for two years
2.Yesterday, today, tomorrow
3.A Coffin
Are you fluent in English?
Sure?…
Very fluent?...
Ok
Read it fastly “Upper roller lower roller Roller lower Roller Upper”
Jokes....
1) Three students…. did not prepare for a test.
They made a plan.
They went to the DEAN next morning and said “Sir we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way and could not study. The Dean agrees and gives them 3 days time. After three days all three were seated in different rooms. The paper consisted of just one question.
Which tyre bursted..?
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left
Clever Dean…..
2) A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
Friend : Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?
Salesman: When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will become a good salesman as Coco Cola is virtually unknown there. But I did not know Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters..
1st Poster.. a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted.
2nd poster.. the man is drinking our Cola and
3rd poster… our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were posted all over the place
Friend: That should have worked
Salesman: Oh.. I did not realize that Arabs Read from Right to Left……….
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